This morning began as usual. I fed Tidytot, then went down stairs to make breakfast while Mr. T took a shower. Usually he is faster than me and is ready to go before breakfast is prepared.
But not today.
I made and ate breakfast before he came downstairs. Assuming he was going to town on grooming his beard, I didn't think much of it.
Later I went upstairs to check on him and thought I might find him dressed in a three piece suit, since it took him 9.23658 hours to get ready. Nope, he was in shorts and a t-shirt.
Noticing my perplexed expression he stated, "It's been quite the morning."
"What happened?" I asked.
"Well," he said, "I was taking a shower and the water was pooling up around my feet, so I thought the drain was clogged. After my shower I tried to plunge it but it wasn't working so I disassembled the drain to see if I could find the hair clog. That wasn't working either. Thankfully we had some Drain-o, so I tried that. Still didn't work! After all that time I was getting really frustrated. That's when I realized the reason it wasn't working is because the lever that stops it from draining was pulled up!"
"Oh yea, I must have forgot to put that down after I gave Tidytot a bath." I replied sheepishly.
Mr. T looked at me and kind of did his blink-blink/sigh combination.
He was nice and said it wasn't my fault. He must really love being married to me!
You are right. I really do love being married to you.
ReplyDelete--Mr. T