Mr. T told me the other day that it was time for a new belly picture.
Loose translation: "Dang girl, you're getting big!"
It's so true. I think I'm probably "normal" big, but there is really no other adjective to describe it. I am carting around a human after all.
We went to our birthing class at the hospital this past weekend and both learned quite a bit. For example, Mr. T thought that the painful part of labor was the big finish, not the contractions part. I'm glad we got that cleared up or he would have thought I was a huge drama queen for the majority of the delivery.
I learned that babies can't breath through their mouths until they are about 3 months old. How did I not know this!?! That's why Moms are so protective of their little ones and make you wash your hands before holding their newborn. They're not crazy, just informed. A nose cold for a little tyke can be bad news. So Mr. T and I have decided to invest in a hazmat suit for people to wear when they come to visit. Don't be offended if we hand you this to put on when you come over:
As my belly grows, so does my excitement and my nervousness. I'm not exactly sure how this little girl is going to get out! I ran some basic calculations the other day and determined that it's just not possible. It's not going to work. That's how I feel.
I suppose in about 6 more weeks we'll find out!
Loose translation: "Dang girl, you're getting big!"
It's so true. I think I'm probably "normal" big, but there is really no other adjective to describe it. I am carting around a human after all.
We went to our birthing class at the hospital this past weekend and both learned quite a bit. For example, Mr. T thought that the painful part of labor was the big finish, not the contractions part. I'm glad we got that cleared up or he would have thought I was a huge drama queen for the majority of the delivery.
I learned that babies can't breath through their mouths until they are about 3 months old. How did I not know this!?! That's why Moms are so protective of their little ones and make you wash your hands before holding their newborn. They're not crazy, just informed. A nose cold for a little tyke can be bad news. So Mr. T and I have decided to invest in a hazmat suit for people to wear when they come to visit. Don't be offended if we hand you this to put on when you come over:
As my belly grows, so does my excitement and my nervousness. I'm not exactly sure how this little girl is going to get out! I ran some basic calculations the other day and determined that it's just not possible. It's not going to work. That's how I feel.
I suppose in about 6 more weeks we'll find out!
6 Weeks! You had the quickest pregnancy ever! You can do it! I always feel empowered after delivery like if you are strong enough to do that you can conquer anything. Enjoy this sweet time of preparation. Can't wait to see you this weekend.
ReplyDeleteWait! Where's the belly picture!?
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