October is Domestic Violence month. A gal came by at the beginning of the month and handed out some brochures describing what defines domestic violence. There are a couple of things that are not on the list that I think should be considered: ie. tickling, noogies and loud smooches right in your ear. All of which I do not appreciate. However, Mr. T gets a big kick out of them, ergo I must endure these hardships from time to time.
On one such occasion, just after the domestic violence brochures came out, the content was fresh on my mind and I told Mr. T that, "Domestic violence is more then just punching someone. It's also other forms of torture, like tickling!" To which he said, "Tickling isn't domestic violence. Tickling is domestic ANNOYANCE!"
True. I certainly don't have a case for domestic violence, however, I (along with many women all around the globe) can safely claim that we are victims of domestic annoyance!
As I look down the list of what qualifies as domestic violence, I see the following:
Name calling
Driving recklessly
Interfering with sleep
Pinching
After a brief moment of consideration, I've come to realize that I am guilty of all those things. Which brings me to the conclusion that Mr. T is a victim of MY domestic violence!!!
I hope he doesn't turn me in. Can you blog from prison?
On one such occasion, just after the domestic violence brochures came out, the content was fresh on my mind and I told Mr. T that, "Domestic violence is more then just punching someone. It's also other forms of torture, like tickling!" To which he said, "Tickling isn't domestic violence. Tickling is domestic ANNOYANCE!"
True. I certainly don't have a case for domestic violence, however, I (along with many women all around the globe) can safely claim that we are victims of domestic annoyance!
As I look down the list of what qualifies as domestic violence, I see the following:
Name calling
Driving recklessly
Interfering with sleep
Pinching
After a brief moment of consideration, I've come to realize that I am guilty of all those things. Which brings me to the conclusion that Mr. T is a victim of MY domestic violence!!!
I hope he doesn't turn me in. Can you blog from prison?
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